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[Jan. 7th, 2006|03:27 am] |
Matt Good, Sonny Moore & Computer Desks?
You know it's true.
Made by my love ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) __emobarbie__ based on our kinky convos.
Some classic quotes from me to Lise (__emobarbie__):
Sums us up perfectly - "We are the dirtiest bitches to walk this earth. We can't talk about WEATHER."
Matthew's dick/cock/yorkie bar - "Would that be Matthew's yorkie bar? Although that has a side-effect. "It's not for girls" meaning Matt is Gay :o"
On Lise being too horny - "I think you're getting too horny because you haven't had sex with matt for over 5 minutes."
On Mikey Way - "Fucking quiet ones. They're always the sex-machines."
On Sonny's cock - "His cock is as long as that broom."
On my classmates not knowing what the fuck the 'yorkie bar' and cupboard thing was about - "i explained about the yorkie bar and simply said, 'matt likes sex in a cupboard.'"
Me: I'm freezing to death.
Lise: Get Sonny to bone you then.
Me: I can't, the doors open. *sob*
Me: okay THAT's going in!!
Lise: What's going in?
Me: im hungry. But if I eat I'll want to throw up. Psh
Lise: you'd best not eat sonny's cock then.
Me: *sob* But I wanted to!
Lise: if you feel like you're gonna throw up - then it's not going to be very pleasant for either of you is it? tsk becka think! hahahahr.
Me: It's in now :P Oh Jesus I keep saying IN
Lise: what's in?!...
Lise: o_O o_O o_O I WANT TO FUCK HIS FACE OFF. now.
Me: *pushes you towards cupboard*
Lise: maattthhewww i'm coming! ... not literally.
Me: oh good. i was going to say - a bit quick! you two don't take long do you?
Lise: he's actually really quite tall. nah, you don't say.
Me: yeah he is. LMAO. i noticed that. and he has long arms.
Lise: long arms = long fingers = lise a happy girl.
Me: i knew the finger comment would be thrown in.
Lise: oooh matt wants me in his cupboard.
Me: he has his yorkie bar out.
Me: mum has to make mine seperate because i'm a fussy cow and have to be vegetarian.
Lise: you're a veggie? how did i never know that? you shouldn't suck on sonny's cock then really should you? hmm.
Me: that made me choke. BUT, that would be cannabilism, not eating animal meat.
Oh my God I love that girl.
The Sexual Adventures Of Frankie And Lishey
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